i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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