I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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