I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
