West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Panties = found
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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