I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Randomize
