Porn is love you can see.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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