You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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