ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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