Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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