my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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