I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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