No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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