you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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