i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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