I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can text with my tongue
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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