It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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