I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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