he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
