And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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