Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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