I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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