if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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