he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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