can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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