Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Randomize
