somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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