at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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