I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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