I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
