i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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