Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
