He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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