I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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