i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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