you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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