I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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