There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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