question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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