You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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