And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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