nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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