i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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