Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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