awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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