I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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