I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
