I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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