Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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