After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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