i already hear my dad disowning me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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