At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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